Update: don’t go to random strip mall pizzerias instead of the Dunkin Donuts because they will serve you shitty food and promise you a cappuccino and then not bring it for like 40 gODDAMN MINUTES

lvysaur:

youhavetooletgo:

lvysaur:

x is my least favorite letter now because of math

Y?

i swear to fucking god

(via imactuallysatan)

the biggest first world problem i ever had was when i had two chapsticks in my wallet and i accidentally used the wrong one once

teaforcups:

whateverfruitcake:

teaforcups:

little does becky know the background on my phone is her sleeping in my bed, and it has been for like a month. (◡‿◡✿)

omg hwat

#let’s try this agai n #i never saw this post #what is happening #hhwifsis  

i’m laughing so much omg
i’m not changing it jsyk
<3

just as long as it’s a flattering picture of me

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

(via imactuallysatan)

dancepartybymyself replied to your photoset: Anything that is 80% ice cream, has whipped cream…

I actually find that very offensive

is this satire